For an area of 5,779 residents, 12 reported crimes in April 2024 equate to just 2.1 crimes per 1,000 people—72.7% below the UK average of 7.7 per 1,000. This exceptionally low rate reflects a pattern consistent with East Horsley’s character as a suburban area with limited commercial density and strong community policing presence. The top crime categories were violence and sexual offences (4 incidents, 33.3% of total) and public order (3 incidents, 25.0%), both significantly below UK averages. Violence and sexual offences were 73% below the national rate, while public order offences were 6% below. Seasonal factors likely play a role, as April’s Easter period and spring weather typically increase foot traffic in local parks and retail areas. However, the overall volume of reported crimes remains remarkably low, with no single category dominating the data. This suggests a combination of effective local crime prevention measures and the area’s relatively low population density, which may reduce opportunities for certain types of crime. The absence of major retail hubs or nightlife districts could also contribute to the subdued crime profile compared to more urban centres.