The crime profile of Peacehaven in March 2023 reveals a striking imbalance between violent and property crimes. Violent crimes, including sexual offences and anti-social behaviour, accounted for 64.8% of all reports (33 and 13 cases respectively), significantly outpacing property crimes. This divergence from the UK average—where violent crimes typically make up 23% of total reports—suggests a local dynamic that may be influenced by the area’s character as a built-up coastal town within Lewes. The UK average for violence and sexual offences is 2.7 per 1,000, compared to Peacehaven’s 2.1 per 1,000, a 23% gap that aligns with broader trends in low-density urban areas where interpersonal disputes and public order issues may be more pronounced. Anti-social behaviour also stood 23% below the UK average, reflecting community cohesion or effective local policing. Meanwhile, property crimes like shoplifting and vehicle crime were 80% and 58% below UK averages respectively, which could be attributed to the area’s retail and residential layout. March’s transition to spring, with extended evenings and the clocks changing, may have contributed to a spike in evening-related violence and anti-social behaviour. The overall crime rate of 4.6 per 1,000 remains 39.5% below the UK average, highlighting Peacehaven’s relative safety despite the concentration of violent incidents. This pattern raises questions about the interplay between local demographics, seasonal rhythms, and policing priorities in shaping the area’s crime profile.