In November 2023, Long Sutton (South Holland) maintained a crime rate of 3.1 per 1,000 residents, placing it 58.7% below the UK average of 7.5 per 1,000. This low rate contrasts sharply with national trends, reflecting the area’s character as a small built-up area within a largely rural district. The crime profile was marked by a striking balance: property crimes (7 incidents) and violent crimes (7 incidents) each accounted for 38.9% of total reports, a rare parity that suggests overlapping risk factors. Violence and sexual offences emerged as the most common category, though they remained 54% below the UK average. Seasonal factors likely influenced this pattern, with Bonfire Night and Black Friday shopping potentially contributing to both property and violent crime. The area’s sparse population and limited urban density may help explain the low overall rate, though the equal split between property and violent crime raises questions about local dynamics. Anti-social behaviour and criminal damage were also notable, though both fell significantly below national averages. The month’s short, dark evenings may have amplified perceptions of risk, even as actual incidents remained low. This balance between property and violent crime is unusual for a rural area and may indicate specific local conditions, such as seasonal events or community interactions, that require further analysis.