Violence and sexual offences dominate the crime profile in Long Sutton (South Holland) for October 2023, accounting for 41.4% of all reported crimes. This category alone contributes 2.1 crimes per 1,000 residents, placing the area 22% below the UK average of 2.7. The overall crime rate of 5.0 per 1,000 for the area is 37.5% lower than the national average of 8.0, highlighting a consistently safer environment compared to other parts of the UK. The seasonal context of October, with clocks going back and darker evenings, may influence crime patterns, though the area’s low rate suggests factors such as community cohesion or limited commercial activity could play a role. Anti-social behaviour follows as the second most common category, making up 17.2% of total crimes, with a rate of 0.9 per 1,000—30% below the UK average. Other theft and public order offences each contribute 10.3% of crimes, with rates also well below national benchmarks. These figures indicate a crime profile shaped by a combination of local characteristics and seasonal rhythms, though the absence of significant spikes in property crime suggests a stable environment. The relatively low levels of shoplifting and vehicle crime may reflect the area’s smaller population and limited retail or transport hubs, which could reduce opportunities for such offences. While causal links, the alignment with broader UK trends and the area’s unique context offer a framework for understanding these statistics.