The crime profile for Henley-on-Thames in May 2023 reveals a distinct balance of offence types that diverges from the UK average. Violence and sexual offences accounted for 34.6% of all reported crimes, the highest share in the area, followed by vehicle crime (20.5%) and criminal damage (12.8%). This mix suggests a combination of local social dynamics and environmental factors influencing crime patterns. While the overall crime rate of 6.4 per 1,000 residents is 20% below the UK average of 8.0, certain categories show stark contrasts. Vehicle crime, for instance, is 189% above the UK average, likely reflecting the area’s high concentration of parked vehicles in residential and retail zones. The relatively low rates of anti-social behaviour (55% below UK average) and public order offences (39% below) may indicate a community with strong local norms and enforcement. Seasonal factors such as longer evenings and increased outdoor socialising in May could contribute to the prominence of violence and sexual offences. The data also highlights the area’s lower prevalence of theft from the person (54% below UK average), linked to Henley’s affluent demographics and higher levels of personal security. These patterns illustrate a historically affluent market town where property crime is less common but certain types of violent and vehicle-related offences persistently stand out compared to national trends.