Henley-on-Thames’ crime profile in August 2025 reveals a marked dominance of property crimes over violent incidents, a pattern consistent with its character as a well-kept, affluent town with a strong retail and tourism sector. The area recorded 56 total crimes, with property offences (32 incidents) accounting for 57% of the total, compared to 17 violent crimes. This 1.9:1 ratio of property to violent crime contrasts sharply with the UK average, where violent crimes often outnumber property crimes. The overall rate of 4.6 per 1,000 residents places Henley-on-Thames 43.2% below the UK average of 8.1, a gap reflecting its low crime environment. Shoplifting, the most common crime (14 incidents), was 75% above the UK average, likely driven by the influx of holidaymakers and the town’s high street retail presence. This anomaly underscores the seasonal impact of August, a peak tourism month, on local crime patterns. Meanwhile, violent crimes like violence and sexual offences were 51% below the UK average, aligning with the area’s reputation as a safe, family-friendly community. The seasonal context of August—characterised by long evenings and increased foot traffic—may explain the rise in shoplifting, though the absence of major violent incidents suggests that the town’s infrastructure, including well-lit streets and community policing, effectively deters more severe crimes. The data also highlights a 12.5% increase in vehicle crime above the UK average, possibly linked to the presence of commuter parking areas or the movement of holiday vehicles through the town. These findings illustrate the interplay between local geography, tourism dynamics, and the effectiveness of community-based crime prevention strategies.