For a town of 12,246 residents, 50 crimes reported in January 2025 equate to 4.1 crimes per 1,000 people—a rate 42.3% below the UK average of 7.1 per 1,000. This figure places Henley-on-Thames among the safest areas in the country, though the local crime profile reveals specific patterns. Violence and sexual offences (20 cases, 40% of total) remain the most common category, followed by shoplifting (7 cases) and criminal damage and arson (7 cases). These rates contrast with the UK average for violence (2.5 per 1,000) and shoplifting (0.6 per 1,000), where Henley-on-Thames is 36% and 3% below, respectively. Seasonal factors likely influence these figures: January’s post-holiday lull, reduced retail activity, and shorter daylight hours may contribute to lower overall crime. The town’s character as a commuter hub and affluent residential area may explain lower property crime rates compared to more densely populated urban centres. However, the rise in criminal damage and arson—up 250% from December—suggests a potential shift in local dynamics, linked to seasonal transitions or targeted incidents.